It can’t be easy being you… even at the best of times when the Coors Light is flowing. The job of squeezing stuff through that enormous body must get a little overwhelming. Imagine the special challenges you must face as the intestines of a giant man who loves to eat wild game meat! And then… well I don’t want to begin to put words to your pain. Who knows all that you’ve been through these last months. One can only imagine how long you cried out in pain before your suffering was eased. Now your privacy is invaded, your status is scrutinized, and the rumors… well… it’s a lot of attention to bear.
Heal. Regenerate. Recover miraculously like Frank Mir after his motorcycle crash. Or, actually, maybe not quite like that. Get well soon. MMA needs you, Brock Lesnar’s Intestines.
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